Halloween Costumes

Funny Halloween Costume Ideas – Tickle Your Funny Bones   by David L

Too tired of the usual and boring ghosts, zombies, mummies, witches, and vampires or the very colorful fairies, princesses, and angels? Do you want to be something creative that can elicit unanimous laughter from friends because of your ingenuity? There is one answer: try to be funny!

Halloween costumes don’t always need to be scary and spooky. They can also be funny, crazy, and hilarious. Funny Halloween Costumes do not always mean that you should dress up as a clown or as a jester. Funny costumes can be ordinary things that one would not normally think to turn into a Halloween costume like a Christmas tree, a bowling pin, or a night stand (and call it “One Night Stand”).

Here are some ideas for humorous costumes you can dress up as come October 31st.

Funny costumes for infants and kids

If the child has red hair, dress him as a carrot complete with the green stem on top of his or her head and then call them “carrot top”. Or dress him up in a baby bunting or baby sleeping bag with the Sugar Babies logo written on the front, and voila! He’s become one sweet baby!

Other costume ideas for infants and kids are a baby giant banana, a hotdog, a loaf of Wonder Bread, a Tootsie Roll, and a red hot chili pepper. Other cute and funny costumes are penguins, a little monkey, or a bumblebee.

Funny costumes for adults

There’s also a wide array of funny costume ideas for adults. They can be hilarious costumes with clean humor or with sexual innuendos. Funny costumes with sexual innuendoes are most popular with adults, especially at Adult Halloween costume parties.

Some costume ideas with clean humor are Dumb and Dumber, Adam and Eve (complete with a skin-tone body suit and leaves covering your private parts), Ken, a blind referee, Betty and Veronica, a midget rocker, Olive Oyl, a maxed out credit card, a fat guitar-playing Mexican dude, a 70s disco king or queen, a giant hotdog, or a big daddy pimp with lots of bling-bling.

Another surefire idea that will get laughs from your peers on Halloween is cross-dressing. If you’re a male, try dressing up as a female character. Get a bunch of your male buddies and dress up as a male cheerleading squad. If you would rather go solo, dress up as a tooth fairy, Britney Spears or Paris Hilton. You can also dress up as Snow White and bring little stuffed toys as your seven dwarves. A cross-dressing French maid or a Hooters waitress with ridiculously big boobs can also do the funny trick.

Females can also dress up as male superheroes to get that funny effect. Dress up as Superman complete with exaggerated biceps and muscles or a female version of Austin Powers with the famous accent and “Yeah, baby!”

Other popular funny Halloween costumes that lean toward the naughty side are a pack of condoms, a medieval knight with his bits hanging outside his breeches, a flasher, and a plug and socket.

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Steampunk Gentleman Costume – Halloween Costumes $56.09 Adult Halloween Costumes – This adult Steampunk General Costume for men includes the jacket and the pants.

Chef Deft Costume – Funny Halloween Costumes $20.24 Adult Halloween Costumes – This Chef Deft Costume includes the shirt, pants and the hat.

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Teen Jane Jetson Costume – Teen Halloween Costumes $30.8 Halloween Costumes – This Jane Jetson costume includes the wig, dress and boot tops. This is an officially licensed Jetsons costume.

Teen Bumble Bee Costume – Halloween Costumes $19.78 Halloween Costumes for Girls – This Teen Bumble Bee Costume includes the bumble bee costume dress, wings, leggings, choker and the headpiece.

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Girls Candy Corn Costume – Halloween Costumes for Girls $14.28 Halloween Costumes for Girls – This Candy Corn Costume includes the candy corn wig, candy corn costume dress and the boot tops.

Gothic Enchantress Costume – Girls Halloween Costumes $8.78 Halloween Costumes for Girls – The Gothic Enchantress Costume includes the Gothic Enchandress costume dress with the brooch.

Adult Giant Rat Costume – Scary Halloween Costumes $51.13 Halloween Costumes for Adults – This Scary Giant Rat Costume includes the Rat costume headpiece, top with arms, pants and the feet.

Toddler Little Ladybug Costume – Kids Halloween Costumes $9.35 Halloween Costumes for Children – This Toddler Ladybug Costume includes the ladybug costume red and black vest, wings and the hat.

Teen Betty Boop Costume – Teen Halloween Costumes $20.88 Halloween Costumes for Teens – This Teen Size Betty Boop Costume includes the Betty Boop costume dress and the Betty Boop wig.

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Teen Butterfly or Fairy Costume – Halloween Costumes $19.8 Kids Halloween Costumes – This teen Fairy Costume includes the dress, wings and headpiece. PLEAE NOTE: costume runs small. Costume runs small.

Kids Skeleton Costume – Halloween Costumes $7.7 Kids Halloween Costumes – This scary Kids Skeleton Costume includes the hood and the jumpsuit with bone print. Make-up and gloves available separately. Weapon not included

Genghis Khan Costume – Halloween Costumes $88 Adult Halloween Costumes – This Genghis Khan Costume includes the tunic with chainmail sleeves and fur accents, vinyl helmet, vinyl chest armor, cuffs and the boot covers with fur accents. Finalize your costume by adding a pair of Costume Pants and a Spartan Sword!

Teen Judy Jetson Costume – Teen Halloween Costumes $24.64 Halloween Costumes – This Judy Jetson costume includes the wig, shirt, skort with attached leggings and arm bands. This is an officially licensed Jetsons costume.

Toddler Farmer Costume – Toddler Funny Halloween Costumes $34.05 Toddler Halloween Costumes – This Toddler Farmer Costume includes the farmer costume overalls, hat, shirt, pitch fork, cow, pig and chicken.

Toddler Golfer Costume – Toddler Halloween Costumes $24.18 Halloween Costumes for Toddlers – This Toddler Golfer Costume includes the golfer costume shirt, pants, beret, shoe covers, golf bag and the clubs.

Deluxe Bunny Costume Kit – Sexy Halloween Costumes $11.53 Deluxe Bunny Kit includes the pink and white ears, collar, cuffs and tail. Great Easter costume or sexy Halloween costume! Perfect for Valentine’s Day!

Plus Size Sorceress Costume – Halloween Costumes $56.09 Adult Halloween Costumes – This Plus Size Sorceress Costume includes the headband, dress and the corset belt. This Plus Size Costume fits Women’s Sizes 26-32.

Deluxe Sexy Peacock Costume – Sexy Halloween Costumes $45.65 Adult Halloween Costumes – This sexy deluxe Peacock costume includes the hat and the peacock costume dress with fan-tail. Fits approximately sizes 6-12.

Kids Plush Spider Costume – Kids Halloween Costumes $31.85 Halloween Costumes for Children – This Child Plush Spider Costume includes the animal headpiece with attached spider costume jumpsuit. Available in sizes Toddler and Child Small.

Ladybug Baby Costume – Toddler Halloween Costumes $12.63 Halloween Costumes for Babies – This adorable Infant Ladybug Costume includes the red and black Ladybug costume dress with stretchy smocking top and the matching wings. 100% polyester.

Risky Raccoon Costume – Halloween Costumes $67.09 Adult Halloween Costumes – This Risky Raccoon Costume includes the sexy minidress with a fuzzy hood and bendable tail, eye mask, fingerless gloves and the matching leg warmers. If you want a full look add a pair of Fishnet Stockings!

Sexy Chef Costume Costume – Sexy Halloween Costumes $18.13 Sexy Adult Halloween Costumes – Your guy will develop a sweet tooth really fast when he sees you in this Sexy Adult Chef Costume! The Sexy Chef Costume includes One Tasty Dish dress, chef hat, apron and neck scarf. The size M-L best fits sizes 10-14.

Diva Star Runtz Costume – Girls Halloween Costumes $13.18 This Diva Star Runtz – Costumes for Girls – Child and Toddler Halloween Costumes – This Diva costume is the perfect costume for your little girl! This costume includes the hat with attached yarn hair, dress and jacket.

Child Dalmatian Doggie Costume – Kids Halloween Costumes $14.28 Halloween Costumes for Children – This Child Dalmatian Doggie Costume includes the animal headpiece with attached Dalmatian doggie costume jumpsuit. Available in sizes Toddler and Child Small. PLEASE NOTE: This costume runs small.

Kids Bat Boy Costume – Kids Halloween Costumes $24.2 Kids Halloween Costumes – This Kids Bat Boy Costume includes the hooded jumpsuit with the attached wings. To complete your costume add some Costume Face Paint, available separately.

Kids Stitches Skater Costume – Scary Halloween Costumes $16.5 Kids Halloween Costumes – This Kids Stitches Costume includes the scary mask, red skater hoodie, shorts and the gloves.

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Toddler Rose Costume – Toddler Halloween Costumes $45.05 Halloween Costumes for Toddlers – This toddler Rose Costume includes the dress, pantaloons, headpiece and the rose wand.

Toddler Butterfly Princess Costume – Girls Halloween Costumes $23.09 Kids Halloween Costumes – This Girls Butterfly Princess Costume includes the pink dress with wings and the wand.

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Kids Zombie Girl Costume – Scary Halloween Costumes $34.09 Kids Halloween Costumes – This Kids Zombie Girl Costume includes the dress with the tattered gauze and the belt.

3-d Complete Zombie Costume – Scary Halloween Costumes $54.99 Adult Halloween Costumes – This 3-D Complete Zombie Costume includes the pants and shirt with sewn-in body parts, gloves and the mask with the wig.

Midnight Musketeer Costume – Sexy Halloween Costumes $52.79 Adult Halloween Costumes – This Midnight Musketeer Costume includes the black velvet dress with the attached petticoat, boot cuffs and the hat.

Baby Petal Power Costume – Halloween Costumes $9.24 Kids Halloween Costumes – This Baby Petal Power Costume includes the dress and the petal hood.

Humpty Dumpty Costume – Funny Halloween Costumes $70.35 Halloween Costumes for Men – This very funny Humpty Dumpty 2 piece Costume includes the headpiece and body cover.

Kids Facepaint Skater Costume – Scary Halloween Costumes $16.5 Kids Halloween Costumes – This Kids Facepaint Costume includes the scary mask, black hoodie, shorts and the gloves.

Pumpkin Princess Costume – Girls Halloween Costumes $11 Kids Halloween Costumes – This Pumpkin Princess Costume includes the orange dress with green trim and the waist sash. Pumpkin not included.

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Wrapper Time Scary Costume – Scary Halloween Costumes $18.68 Halloween Costumes for Boys – This Scary Rapper Mummy Costume includes the top, mask and the chain necklace with medallion. Pants not included.

Kids Airline Pilot Costume – Kids Halloween Costumes $26.35 Halloween Costumes for Children – This Child Airline Pilot Costume includes the cap, jacket, shirt front, tie and pants.

Guilty Conscience Prisoner Costume – Sexy Halloween Costumes $45.09 Adult Halloween Costumes – This Guilty Conscience Prisoner Costume includes the tutu dress, fishnet glovelettes, hat and the thigh highs.

Kids Scary Mummy Costume – Scary Halloween Costumes $24.18 Halloween Costumes for Boys – This Child Mummy Costume includes the printed jumpsuit with bandages and the full mask.

Girls Stargazer Lily Costume – Halloween Costumes for Girls $22.53 Child Halloween Costumes – This child Stargazer Lily Costume includes the dress, pantaloons, headpiece and the lily wand

Kids Mr. Bone Jangles Costume – Halloween Costumes $17.05 Kids Halloween Costumes – This Kids Mr. Bone Jangles Costume includes the hat, jacket and the jumpsuit.

Adult Headless Horseman Costume – Halloween Costumes for Men $20.88 Funny Halloween Costumes – This Headless Horseman Costume includes the vest with sleeves, attached ascot and cape, headpiece, and the inflatable shoulder components.

Kids Scary Gorilla Costume – Scary Halloween Costumes $28.05 Scary Halloween Costumes for Boys – This Child Scary Gorilla Costume includes the shirt with plush gorilla chest, gloves and the mask.

Girls Tutu Mummy Costume – Girls Halloween Costumes $22 Kids Halloween Costumes – This Girls Tutu Mummy Costume includes the tattered tutu dress, sleevelets and the footless tights.

Kids Bushman Costume – Funny Halloween Costumes $63.79 Kids Halloween Costumes – This Kids Bushman Costume includes the jumpsuit with the attached hood and the bush-like overlay. Great as a Ghillie Suit!

Steampunk Victorian Lady Costume – Halloween Costumes $52.79 Adult Halloween Costumes – This Steampunk Victorian Lady Costume includes the jacket with attached sheer netting and the skirt.

Tween Twilight Trickster Costume – Halloween Costumes $17.05 Kids Halloween Costumes – This Tween Twilight Trickster Costume includes the dress, overskirt, bolero, detachable wings and the leggings.

Adam and Eve Costume – Adult Halloween Costumes $39.55 Adult Halloween Costumes – This Adam and Eve costume set includes 2 flesh-tone jumpsuits and 2 leaf headpieces.

Teen Peacock Costume – Teen Halloween Costumes $39.03 Halloween Costumes for Teen Girls – This Teen Peacock Costume includes the dress, tail and the headpiece.

Adult Silver Werewolf Costume – Scary Halloween Costumes $58.25 Scary Halloween Costumes – This Scary Silver Werewolf Costume includes the shirt, wolf hands gloves and the mask.

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Baby Xo Skeleton Costume – Halloween Costumes $11.55 Kids Halloween Costumes – This Baby Xo Skeleton Costume includes the skeleton print jumpsuit and the matching headpiece.